On Point on Hamburgers

burgerI had a bit of a driveway moment last night as On Point did an hour long history of the hamburger.

It was mostly because the main guest, Josh Ozersky, the “online food editor for New York Magazine and author of the new book The Hamburger: A History was an easy guy to listen to because he approached the subject like you or I would as just some dude that dug a good burger and decided to write about them as apposed to some snobbed up food historian that was trying to over-class a food that is simply soul satisfyingly good when at it’s best.

From his personal choice for the inventor of the hamburger (which is not the 1904 World’s Fair story) to the iconic status surrounding the burger in America they covered quite a bit of ground.  They even included the original Big Mac commercial.

He had some serious Jeopardy-style hamburger knowledge and it seems like his book at only 160 pages would be a quick and interesting read if you were so inclined.

I’m not sure if there’s a podcast but you can stream the show on the On Point website here.

I’ll call your canned hamburger…

bacon1and raise you canned bacon.

Having seen the canned hamburger over on Gut Check I was left wanting to get a look at what it would look like cracked fresh from the can instead of all gussied up with lettuce, tomato, onion, and cheese.

Having now seen canned bacon fresh from a can, I am terrified of what that might look like and have promptly discarded the thought from my mind.

while Anthony Bourdain said, “if you want to make people happy, give them bacon,” I really don’t think this is what he had in mind.

This will make no one happy, and the most frightening thing isn’t even that someone unwound a can of 20 year old canned bacon–it’s that they opened it to attempt to develop it all over again so they can prop it up next to their other hot sellers: Red Feather Canned Australian Cheddar Cheese and Red Feather New Zealand Canned Creamery Butter.

But then again, now that we have a source for canned hamburger, canned bacon, and canned cheese; and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen canned onions before; and there’s certainly canned tomato; all we need now is some canned lettuce and we can make an entirely can-sourced bacon cheeseburger.

Hooray!

Go check out the pictures if you dare.

Celebrity Canned Bacon Memorial Page [Canned-Bacon.com via Dethroner]